i actually like no seatbelt song though

A couple months ago Zack had some guys over, they were friends of an acquaintance. They were playing some pool and drinking some beers and doing generic man stuff. Trying to be accomadating, Zack asked them what they wanted to listen to.

One of them was kind of a hipster-skateboarder-alcoholic dinkus type, and he responded in this way that struck me as strangely snotty, "Brand New." Something about it was so off-putting. He said it like it was the only logical thing there was to listen to.

"We don't have any Brand New." I was strangely gleeful to report.(I don't think Zack even knows who they are.) "We [Zack] listen to [underground] rap in this house."

The lesson of today is . . . don't be an hipster-skateboarder-alcoholic dinkus.

the cellular device life 2012-2013

 I actually like the crappy quality that is cell phone pictures.

 

The DNA sharers taken by Winston.

 The bizarre =| bruise.

 I was so sick. Those were full of snot, not semen.

That was mint gum. Not an Ecstasy . . . tab or whatever they're called. I feel like I have to do a lot of clarifying here.

Lady drink.

This wasn't actually blood but I like to pretend it was.

 Mufasa in the pineapple.

 

 This was a joke hickey. No sensuality involved. Unfortunately everyone who gazed upon it thought it was the real deal. 

Nobody over the age of 15 should give hickeys. It's so dirty looking and immature. It just strikes me as showing your insecurity in a relationship, it's just marking your territory; a semi-socially form of pissing all over someone.

  

More of me being sick. These were from a year earlier though.

the dhan. the myth.

Dhan is a beautiful woman who was bestowed upon us in the winter of 2004.

Back then she was so small she could easily fit in your hand. My sister took her everywhere (the doctor's office, the mall, even the Christmas eve service at our parents' church). Dhan got upset being in the car and would mew constantly, I found that the only way to stop her was to put her on your shoulder and bounce her like a baby. She is reportedly treated more like a spoiled infant than a cat. She will never do jack shit for treats (including take it from your hand), enjoys loud and random squawking, NOT eating her food on the floor with other cats (thank you very much!), sitting in her own chair during dinner, men, squinting (especially with one eye), making terrible faces in photos, and just in general doing whatever the hell she wants.